Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 26, 2003
Manfred: Pete, I'm going to the store to pick up the books I'll have you read this year. Here's the list. Pete: Thanks, schoolmarm. Look at this!! No way am I gonna get through all of these! Manfred: Sure you will Pete: Oh, man... "Treasure Island"... "Withering Heights"... "David Copperfiend"... "Christina Aguilera: The Dirrrty Truth"? Manfred: Oh... yes... never mind that.