Big Top by Rob Harrell for February 09, 2003
Pete: I am sooo lame. I just got busted like, twelve times by Andrea in the cafeteria. Kingston: She caught you looking at her, huh? Pete: Yeah. At least ten times. That's so embarrassing. Kingston: Well, let me explain something to you, my young friend. It's called the "inverse bust rule." Simply put, every time you get busted, she's looking over at you... thereby being busted herself. Pete: Oh. I like that. Kingston: Unless you have something in your teeth. That doesn't count.