Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 18, 2002
Pete: Wink? What are you doing up? Go to bed. Wink: But I have to gargle the biscuit meter. Pete: What??? Are you awake? Wink: Position the screaming spatulas! Seriously, the sheep wars are like donuts. Wow. I guess that's why it's dangerous to wake a sleepwalker. Pete: But who'll stop the happy cheese puppets?