Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 13, 2002
Wink: Hey, Pete. Lizardboy was wondering if you'd cover for him this week while he goes to a wedding. Pete: Cover for him? You mean fill in for him? How! I'm not a lizardboy. I mean... what would I have to do? Lizardboy: Oh, wear a fake tail... eat a few dead flies. Pete: How about raisins? they look like flies.