December 09, 2018
November 28, 2018
nate meets sonic part 3
nate, teddy, francis, and sonic walked in the garage. (chad fell in the ocean and no one noticed or bothered to help him). Tails was busy fixing up Omega. Tails noticed the three kids walking in and asked “who the heck are those guys, sonic?”.
“they’re some nerds that found the phantom ruby”, sonic replied. “how’d they find the phantom ruby?”, tails asked. sonic thought for a moment, then said “no friggin’ idea.” sonic turned to nate and his loser friends. “I’m really thankful you guys conveniently found the phantom ruby! We’ve been trying to keep that away from Dr. Robotnik!”
“why?” nate’s nerdy loser friend francis asked. sonic stared at him for awhile, wondering if he was 13, and enjoyed staring at him. tails then offered nate and teddy to sit on a bench with him. sonic then shook his head, and said “are you freaking stupid? why do we need a reason to keep a highly dangerous ruby from a super villain?? but I’ll give u some convenient exposition anyway.”
“Shadow the hedgehog, being the emo gang lord hedgehog the internet made him, chose to pi$$ all over eggman’s wife. eggman didn’t like this, and wanted to pi$$ on the whole earth as revenge… but then he realized he could go so much higher… he was going to pi$$ on the MOON!!!… and so he did… and our home world was destroyed by the droplets… now he wants the phantom ruby so he can pi$$ver the whole universe…”
teddy said “why do we want to stop that?”. suddenly, shadow jumped out of no where and yelled “eggman’s journey is glorious! trying to stop it is folly! die now for ur foolishness!” shadow menacingly pumped his SMG. he then shot francis and teddy in the head. sonic started crying because the underage kiddies were dead.
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