Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 15, 2017
Gramps: I can't believe this. Grandma: Can't believe what, Vern? Gramps: That I've become on of those geezers walking around the mall! Grandma: Well, we need out exercise and it's too icy to walk outside. Gramps: Hmph. At least outside you see stuff, like trees and clouds and whatnot. Gramps: In here, it's nothing but concrete and brick! Grandma: Are you going to complain for the whole two miles? Gramps: Wha-? We're walking two miles? Gramps: Great. Two miles with nothing to relieve the monotony! Gramps: ! Grandma: Except for the Victoria's Secret window. Gramps: You go ahead, Marge. I need a rest.