Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 18, 2016
phone: brrrrrp Teddy: Nate! Nate: Hi, Teddy. Teddy: What's up? Nate: Not much just enjoying the snow. Teddy: I know, right? First snowstorm of the winter! Nate: Just like last year: third Sunday in December. Teddy: How do you even remember that? Nate: How could I forget? You ambushed me at the playground and nailed me with a snowball! Teddy: Ohhhh yeah *chuckle* I got you good! Nate: Anyway, wanna hand out? Teddy: Sure! Where are you? *Pow!* Nate: I'm nearby.