Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 27, 2016
October 26, 2016
October 28, 2016
Transcript:
Photographer: Kid, if you don't like the sweater, why wear it? Nate: His girlfriend made it for him! Teddy: But I don't even want her to be my girlfriend anymore! I'm trying to end it! Nate: Got any advice on how to break-up with a girlfriend, school picture guy? Photographer: Uh...no... Photographer: ...But if you want to know how to gracefully handle rejection on cupid.com, I've got you covered. Teddy: Great.
MRS GODFREY GETS FIRED PART 3 (FINAL FOR NOW)
Nate: Hello. Mrs. Godfrey.
Principal Nichols: So Nate, is it true that Mrs. Godfrey is abusing her detention power?
Nate: YES YES YES YES! SHE IS EVIL AND SHE HATES US.
Principal Nichols: Wow. By that reaction, you should be fired.
Mrs. Godfrey: No no no no nO NO NO NO! NO!! NO!!! DETENTION NICHOLS!
Prinicpal Nichols: You can’t detention me, I am gonna call the police because it looks like you’re having a breakdown which can get dangerous. Leave for your safety Nate.
[later]
Jenny: Wow! I like how you got Mrs. Godfrey, my least favorite teacher fired! I dumped Artur and I want to go out with you now!
Nate: YES YES YES YES!
[later at home]
Dad: Wow son! I like how you stood up to Mrs. Godfrey, whom I secretly hated for years, so I got you a dog!
Unnamed Dog: WOOF!
Nate: Wow! Can this week be bad?
[the next day]
Teddy: I wonder who is the new teacher.
Coach John: ALWIGHT MAGGOTS! IT’S TIME TO DO SOME RECREATION LEARNING!
Nate: No no no no nO NO NO NO! NO!! NO!!!
to be continued