Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 16, 2015
Nate: It's great to be king of "Gas Giant" Agina! Francis: You're only the king because that kid's mom dragged him out of the arcade! Nate: So what? At the end of the day, the bottom line is the final score! Nobody remembers the details! Nate: I mean, does anyone remember that the Patriots won the Super Bowl because of Pete Carroll's boneheaded play-calling? Francis: Yes. Teddy: I don't want to talk about it!