Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 14, 2015
Nate: Ha! Take that, Thor! Or whatever your real name is! I beat your score! Kid: A temporary setback. I will regain my crown. Nate: Oh, yeah? How? You can't even reach the controls! Kid: Easily remedied. Kid: Minion! My throne! Minion: A) I'm not your minion, and B) It's a footstool. Kid: Must we argue over semantics?