Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 14, 2015
Teddy: Wow, I've never seen somebody dislocate their shoulder before! Chad: I still haven't seen it! Chad: There were people blocking my view, so I couldn't tell what was happening! Francis: It was pretty simple, Chad. Francis: Nate ducked, and Randy tripped over him! Nate: A brilliant strategy by me! Francis: Strategy? You were cowering in fear! Nate: But in a strategic way!