Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 19, 2015
Nate: Why am I still chasing after Jenny? Why do I think she's ever going to change her mind about me? Nate: She doesn't like me! I have to accept that! I've got to stop throwing myself at her like some lovesick puppy! Nate: I've got to have enough self-respect to step aside with dignity and stop making such a spectacle of my life! Francis: Well, I'm glad to see you're finally- Nate: Important announcement, people!