Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 28, 2014
Nate (out of frame): Psst! Chad! Chad: Oh! Hi, Nate! Nate: SSH! I'm having a snowball fight with Teddy! Wanna help me? Chad: Sure! What do I do? Nate: Just distract him while I carry out a sneak attack! Chad: Okay! Uh...Where is he? Nate: He's hiding behind the shed over there. Chad: How am I supposed to distract him? Nate: Just TALK to him! Meanwhile, I'll sneak around behind his position! Chad: But won't he see you? Nate: NO! That's the whole POINT! He won't see ME because he'll be busy talking to- et tu, Chad? Chad: Wowza! I feel like such a SPY!