Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 28, 2014
Nate: Doesn't it irk you, Mrs. Shipulski? Mrs. Shipulski: Doesn't what irk me, child? Nate: The PRINCIPAL has a MICROWAVE in his office to fix himself SNACKS all day! YOU don't have ANYTHING! Mrs. Shipulski: ... Except a body mass index of 18.6. Nate: I don't even know what that means. Mrs. Shipulski: Neither does the Principal.