Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 26, 2014
Principal: I doubt you're allergic to Mrs. Godfrey, Nate. You might be allergic to something ON her. Principal: Did you use a new kind of soap, or skin lotion, or... Mrs. Godfrey: Hmm... Mrs. Godfrey: Now that you ask, I AM wearing a new perfume. Mrs. Godfrey: It's called 'Caress my body." Nate: I'm starting to feel a little queasy.