Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 24, 2014
Principal Nichols: I've recently developed a SEVERE allergy of Mrs. Godfrey! Nate: If I come within ten feet of the woman, I start sneezing uncontrollably! Nate: Clearly, your course of action is CRYSTAL CLEAR! Principal Nichols: To one of us, anyway. Nate: A kid's allergic to peanuts, you make the school peanut-free, right?