Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 11, 2014
Nate: Come on, Jenny! How 'bout it? Jenny: Are you INSANE? I'm NOT going to MASSAGE YOUR FEET! Nate: Well, not NOW, obviously! You've got to give me a chance to take my SHOES off! Jenny: Wha - ? Hnnk! Oh!... I... GACK! Nate: This isn't going quite as smoothly as I'd hoped.