Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 25, 2014
Dad: Nate, Let's talk about your plans for the upcoming school year. Nate: Plans? Dad: You can't just HOPE you'll do well! You need to set GOALS, then devise a plan to achieve them! Nate: The goal is survival. Dad: How ambitious. Nate: The plan is to wait patiently for this conversation to be over.