Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 25, 2014
Kid: Better HURRY kids! You'll be late for CLASS! Kid: Don't you wish you went to PRIVATE SCHOOL like I do? Kid: MY school year's OVER already! It ended THREE DAYS ago! Kid: Not only that, we don't have to make up snow days like PUBLIC SCHOOL kids! Kid: And we don't WALK to school, either! We're DRIVEN there in an air-conditioned BUS! Nate: And yet, despite all your advantages, you can't find underwear that fits. Nate: Nothing ends an unpleasant conversation like a good old-fashioned wedgie! Teddy: I LIKE walking to school!