Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 15, 2013
WOMAN: Can I help you, young man? NATE: I need a Christmas gift for my sister. WOMAN: Wonderful! What kind of girl is she? NATE: I dunno. She is... WOMAN: Well is she a "girly" girl? NATE: Uh I have no idea. WOMAN: What kinds of things does she like? NATE: I don't know. I mean, she watches a lot of dumb tv shows. WOMAN: Are they fashion shows? Does she like clothes? NATE: I guess so. Maybe. I'm not really sure. WOMAN: What size is she? NATE: I don't know WOMAN: Size 4? Size 6? NATE: I don't know! I don't know! I just want to get this over with and go to the comics store!! DAD: And this is why gift cards were invented. NATE: Twenty bucks for a $20 card? What a rip off!