Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 23, 2013
FRANCIS: If you want us to beliece you're an alien abductee, Nate, you'll have to show us some proof! I don't have any proof! TEDDY: Then how do you know it happened? NATE: I just do! I can't explain why, but I know I've been taken aboard an alien ship! FRANCIS: Plus you've been binge-watching all nine seasons of "The X-Files." NATE: What are you implying? TEDDY: Agent Scully! ROWR!