Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 21, 2013
NATE: I've been reading up on it, and I've got all the characteristics of an alien abductee! FRANCIS: Like a vivid imagination? NATE: No like lost time! There are hours and hours that go by and I can't remember anything! TEDDY: Yeah that's happened to me too. FRANCIS: It's called "school!" TEDDY: Next time, ask them to abduct Mrs. Godfrey!