Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 25, 2013
Panel 1: "I talked to Jenny for you, Artur. The good news is: she still likes you." Panel 2: "The bad news is: She's moving to Seattle and you'll probably never see her again." Panel 3: *ZOW!* Panel 4: "Way to break it to him gently." "Well, why should I be the only one who feels lousy?"