Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 14, 2012
I think most fight songs are lame! They're all "We're so great, we love our school," blah blah blah! ...but shouldn't a fight song have some fighting in it? My song will have our opponents shaking in their boots! "We are the Bobcats, hear us roar. Flesh-eating bobcats, knee-deep in gore." "We are bloodthirsty, vicious and mean. We'll bite off you head and rip out your spleen." Catchy! What's a spleen?