Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 15, 2011
What a waste of paper! Who want's to read about the love life of some dopey high school sophomore? Plus, Bethany is such a DITZ! Why does she keep going out with JASON? Any idiot can see that EVAN is the guy for her! Oh, HERE'S a shock! Jason just DUMPED her! Like we didn't see THAT coming from a mile a- Hey! GAH!