Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 08, 2011
Put these on, then get in the water. Huh? Why are we putting on clothes from the lost and found. Because if you fall off a boat, you have to be able to inflate your clothes to keep yourself afloat! Wha-? This is a Yankess shirt! I'm a Red Sox fan! I can't wear this! I'd rather drown. Trade ya.