Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 13, 2010
Nate says, "How much for a small popcorn?" Man says, "We don't have small. We have large, super and jumbo." Nate says, "So... a large is like a small?" Man says, "No." Man says, "Large is the new medium, super is the new large, and jumbo is the new extra large." Francis says, "This is the new lame." Nate says, "How much for a box of 'Goobers?'" Man says, "Mini, maxi or mega?"