Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 21, 2010
Marty says, "I'll poke the broom under the fridge, Nate. You try to catch the mouse in that cup when it runs out." Nate says, "Me? Why me?" Nate says, "I don't want it to pounce on me and chew my face off! Make Ellen do it!" Ellen says, "Wait a minute! What if it chews my face off?" Nate says, "No great loss." KONK! OW! Marty thinks, "Maybe'll just hire an exterminator."