Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 11, 2007
"Dad, if you're gonna run a 10K, you should let me be your trainer." "Why's that?" "Because I know what I'm doing! Remember, I had to run a 5-miler to get my physical fitness merit badge!" "There's stuff you need to know, Dad! There are 'dos' and 'don'ts' in the world of running!" "The socks, for instance, are a 'don't.'" "They are?"