Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 24, 2006
"Okay, Peter, you're right. You're already such a good reader, you don't really need a Book Buddy." "...But I'll tell you what you do need: a literary advisor!" "Literary advishor?" "Someone to expand your horizons! Someone to show you there's more to literature than dusty old novels!" Five seconds later... "She's called 'Femme Fatality'!" "Color me shmitten."