Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 31, 2006
"Ms. Phillips, I have something to tell you, and it may be hard for you to accept." "The fact that Mrs. Godfrey is your aunt is...well...It's just too much of a deal-breaker for me." "'Deal-breaker'?" "We have no future together." "Nate, are you trying to weasel your way out of our afternoon tutoring session?" "Hush, my sweet. No tears."