Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 15, 2005
Dear Dr. Love: Help! My boyfriend just broke up with me! I'm so sad! I love him so much! Heartbroken Dear Heartbroken: You say you love him. But remember, there's a thin line between love and hate. Also, love means never having to say you're sorry. Plus, love is a many-splendored thing. And, of course, love is blind. "It may have been a mistake to give him my book of familiar quotations."