Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 10, 2002
"If you wanted to break up with me, Nate, at least you could have done it to my face!" "Well, I..." "Would you like to get dumped by having a note stuck in your mail slot? Would you?" "N-no, I guess I..." "And it wasn't even a real note! You scribbled it on the back of a detention slip!!" "A detention slip?" "That's lame, man." "all right, let's move along, people!"