Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 09, 2001
ARTUR: Hallo, Nate. NATE: Artur, my man! I'm selling calendars for my scout troop! care to buy one for two bucks? ARTUR: Two dollars? Is good price yes? NATE: You're darn right! Rock-bottom! ARTUR: Hockay. I will buy one. NATE: Excellent decision, Artur! Here you go! ARTUR: Uh...Nate! Excuse please. Calendar is for year 2001! NATE: Right! Why do you think it only cost two bucks? **CHUCKLE** Here's a little saying you should keep in mind, Artur: "Let the buyer beware!" Also is another saying I am keeping in mind. "SIC 'IM!"