Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 16, 2001
"So! There's a girl from soccer camp you're sweet on, eh?" "Yes." "Well, does she like you?" "Yes! Now can we move on, please? It's no big deal!" "Just because there's a girl I like, I don't want you getting all goofy about it!" "Think she'd like to come over for an evening of sloppy joes and 'Yahtzee'?" "Too late."