Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 10, 2001
"This isn't what I thought soccer camp would be like." "I know. Thanks to 'Coach Jabba' over there!" "I was just hoping to play a little soccer and maybe meet some cute girls! Is that asking so much?" "I'm Kelly, by the way." "Instead I'm stuck with this joker who doesn't know what he's doing!" "What's your name?" "I mean, this guy is totally clueless!"