Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 19, 2000
CLICK! TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK FRANCIS: Here he comes! TEDDY: Say when! FRANCIS: Aaaaand...now! NATE: Good morning, Mrs. Godfrey! GOFREY: Good morning, Nate. NATE: Here's the homework I forgot to hand in yesterday. GODFREY: Wha–? Nate, this is chapter fifteen! You were supposed to do chapter twelve! NATE: Whoops GODFREY: "Whoops?" Is that all you can...oh for goodness sake! There's Cheez Doodle powder all over this homework! It stained my blouse! NATE: Uh...sorry 'bout that. GODFREY: ??What's this? Is there a drawing on the back of this? NATE: **GULP** Is there? GODFREY: Doodling on your homework? I've told you not – NATE: Uh..I didn't mean to...uh...it wa just... GODFREY: Wait a minute! Is this supposed to be me?? DETENTION, NATE! NOW!! FRANCIS: Forty-three seconds! TEDDY: A new record! NATE: Oh how I hate her.