Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 23, 2000
Brain In A Bottle Personality PLUS Insta Charisma "FEELINGS" with your host DOCTOR WARREN FUZZY! WF: Let's communicate! Friends, today I'll focus on the inner life of a typical teen! Say! Here's one now! It's Ellen Wright, 15 years old and sharp as a sack of wet sand! BONK! WF: ...but isn't it true, Ellen, that your vapid and self-absorbed exterior masks a complex inner existence? ELLEN: Is vapid good or bad? WF: I'm asking you to describe your hopes...your dreams...your fears! Show us the real Ellen Wright! ELLEN: Um...should I go freshen up then? WF: For heaven's sake, no! Just tell us: WHAT IS ELLEN WRIGHT ABOUT?? ELLEN: She's about two feet behind you.