Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 13, 1999
Dad: Nate, this report card is completely unacceptable. Therefore... Dad: I'm revoking all your extracurricular privileges. No chess team. No cartooning club. No basketball. Dad: That way, you can devote all your energy to your studies. I suggest you go to your room and get to work. I'm doing this for your own good! What was that?