Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 01, 1999
On vacation with the snuggles family!! Look, gang! Another strip mall! Daddy, how come you do all the driving and not mommy? It's part of our all-American neo-conservative family ethic, Timmy! We all have traditional rolls to fill! The father always drives! The mother looks worried and tries to read the road atlas! The kids sing songs and get carsick and wave at passing truckers! Oh honey, you're such a control freak! How come that trucker's waxing with just one finger?