Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 30, 1999
Nate: you know what's fun? Stirring up controversy among the faculty! Nate: Ahem Hi Mrs. Czerwicki! Teacher: Sit down, Nate. Nate: You know, Mrs. Czerwicki, I was just thinking about your role as detention monitor... It Just doesn't seem fair! Nate: It's the classroom teachers who hand out the detentions! But you're the one left sitting here after school! Nate: The teachers drop their problems in your lap! I, for one, am outraged at the way they take advantage of you! Teacher: You know, Nate, you have a point. Teacher: Perhaps instead of sitting here with me, you should be spending time with the teacher who sent you here. Mrs. Godfrey: Sounds like some sort of party in the detention room.