Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 29, 1999
Nate's Dad: It's a great day for a little father son baseball game! Where's Timmy! Wife: Up in his room, Dear! Dad: Say, son, let's...YAAAAAA! Timmy! What are you doing?? Son: Well. I'm... Dad: You're shredding the very fabric of our traditional all-american family values!! Son: I thought I was just playing with dolls. Dad: Action figures, Timmy! Action Figures!