Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 07, 1997
Dad: *thinking* Well, this is absolutely the last time I take the kids to a ball game! Fifteen bucks for parking....twenty-dollar seats...not to mention the outrageous food prices! Plus, the home team's losing by eight runs! The next time I- Oh for PETE'S SAKE! I just dumped my chili dog all over my lap! Well, that's par for the course! What else could happen to make this day worse? Nate: Hey, Dad! Check out the jumbo-tron! Dad: huh?