Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 24, 1997
The Escapades of Dr. Cesspool! A Nate Wright comic Dr. C is called on the carpet... CHIEF: Cesspool...I'm suspending your license. DR: But why? CHIEF: Because frankly you're a lousy doctor! DR: But what will I do with myself? How will I make a living? CHIEFE: Well according to your curriculum vitae, you're well qualified to begin another rewarding career! DR: Huh? CHIEF: "1983: graduated from Joe's Academy of Medicine and VCR Repair." DR: Well, yeah...but I skipped all the VCR classes. What will happen to Doctor Cesspool?? Find out next month!