Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 27, 1997
TEACHER: Thank you, Gina! We're hearing some wonderful poems on the theme of love, aren't we, class? CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP NATE: WONDERFUL POEMS?? Gina wrote a poem about her gerbil! I mean, come on! That is so shallow! FRANCIS: Nate, you're about to go up there and read a poem about Cheez Doodles! NATE: Exactly! Cheez Doodles are deep! NATE: There's deep, and then there's unfathomable. NATE: Nice try, Gina. We can't all be heroes.