Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 15, 1996
Yes, He's DAN CUPID, LOVE CONSULTANT! Dan has tracked down his rebellious younger brother, STAN! Dan: Ah-HA! You've been up to your old tricks, haven't you, STAN! Stan: Right you are! You shoot people with your love darts, and after a while I come along and shoot them with ANTI-love darts! See that perfectly happy couple over there? Well, watch THIS! man: Honey? Have you always had that huge mole on your face? Stan: It starts slowly. Give them a few minutes.
Uh oh, not good