Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 01, 1991
Cafeteria --> PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK FRANCIS: Who do you think is the cutest girl in school? NATE: That's easy! Jenny! FRANCIS: She is quite the babe... NATE: Unfortunately I never have the chance to talk to her! See? She's so popular she's always surrounded by a mob of people! I'd give anything if just once I had the chance to talk to her alone! FRANCIS: Anything? NATE: Anything! FRANCIS: Even your banana? NATE: My banana? What does that have to...? FRANCIS: Hey, Jenny! Come here! Nate wants to talk to you!! Alone! MmmmM! No bruises! NATE: Not yet.