Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 26, 1991

Transcript:

Nate: Hello again, sports fans! Nate: This is Nate Wright coming to you live from the Wright family kitchen! Nate: I'm broadcasting the breakfast of Ellen Wright! This should be exciting folks! Ellen: Leave me alone, brat! Nate: She pours milk on her cereal... Nate:... and now she starts slamming it into her mouth like there's no tomorrow! Wow! Nate: Look at her chew! What form! What technique! What gluttony! Nate: Tell me, Ellen, do you have anything to say to our listening audience? Ellen: Yes, I do! Ellen: Nate Wright is a moron! Did you hear that ladies and gentlemen? I said Nate Wright is a complete and total moron! He's a... Dad: Why are you talking into a spoon, Ellen? Nate: Now can we have her institutionalized?