Big Nate: First Class by Lincoln Peirce for March 22, 2015
NATE: Dad's gonna kill me when he sees my report card. That's why it's so important to find just the right moment to show it to him! This is my chance! He's relaxing in his favorite chair, reading the paper! He's enjoying his leisure time! He's in a calm happy mood! Now's the time! Seize the moment! That's my motto! Uh Dad? DAD: Hmm? ELLEN: DADDY! I got my report card! I made the honor roll! Look, two A's and three B's! DAD: That's wonderful Ellen! Nate? Where's your report card? NATE: Of curse, I have to seize a moment that's already taken!