B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 08, 2022

He needs to invent a puddle jumper.

Slip up

Time to invent tire treads.

One time I was six miles big.

Shouldn’t build roads in creek beds.

Don’t just lie there, go run after it.

Perhaps there should also be a warning sign:

Danger: Flying Wheels (When Wet) – Next 5 Miles.

How did he see that with his eyes closed?

Ugh, I had something like that happen to me once. Memorial day sometime in the 90’s, driving back from a camping trip, and a car going the other way on the interstate managed to cross the 4 foot barrier between east bound and west bound, and flew right over my head. I was in a rag top, too.

Chains?

Just another human that thinks that he is smarter than the engineers, drives the way he wants and endangers others. Or as it is commonly called, just another day in America.

“You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel…” apologies to Kenny Rogers.

Time to invent bridges, but first we need roads, with out pot holes?

Another case for using seat belts.

Maybe he should rejoice for finding water in what seems to be a desert.

Obviously not all -weather tires.

I had a girl friend with that on a T-shirt. She was fun.

Look on the bright side. You have found a future backyard toy — The Slip and Slide.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=slip+and+slide+backyard+fun

So he’s working tirelessly now?

Aquaplaning can be dangerous.

Woof?

The joke went over Peter’s head.

Hope you’re ok, Thor!

A Bon Jovi fan.